Watching the convention at the moment.
Listening, mostly--to
ABC News--within another browser. Romney just starting now...looking slim and a little cutesy, fending off thank-yous that aren't as loud as he'd anticipated. He's coming out slamming the evil liberals...he sounds like Rock Hudson after a few Tom
Collinses. Romney looks straight at the camera a lot (I remember most of the Democratic orators pretending as if the event were for benefit of
the delegates.) Romney's arm/hand gestures fail. [Ron Carey just got a full-screen, as he applauds Romney's anti-lib zinger.] Pan of audience: We see a 'Drill now!' home-made sign. Romney nails
radical violent Islam now. [I so prefer
moderate violent Islam.] He now zings
Michelle Obama--Romney's never had
a day during which he wasn't proud to be an American--as the crowd chants
USA USA USA. An especially ugly brand of head-in-sand nationalism, in short.
[Have you honestly never experienced
a day during which you felt ashamed of your country? How did you feel on the day you learned of
My Lai--or
Abu Graib? Were those stories of insufficient weight to color a whole day in your life?
Walt Whitman would have been
horrified--and he has a pretty strong claim on being a real American, I thought.]
Reminds one of the martial obsessiveness
last night--
subsume the individual under the massive military demigod! Eisenhower was not treated to anything mildly similar to this military-obsessiveness at
either of
his conventions, was he? (Citizens then would have been happy to treat Ike to an evening of General-Worship--but
Ike himself wouldn't have stood for it--he would have found it
unseemly.) McCain himself must be embarrassed by this bullshit. I'm all for respecting veterans--but object to making
a religion out of it, or allowing it to subsume democratic interaction, or get reduced to a political club by a campaign whose slogan--
Country First--proudly advertises the McCarthyism at its core.
In real life, all people are talking about--at work today, at least--is
Sarah Palin.
The Noonan thing was the group favorite, around the water cooler.
Michele Bachmann is on now, pretty shoulder-length brunette coiffure, in a sharp gray Chanel suit and pearls. Burning up the camera.
We go
Huckabee now, as
Sam begs
Michele to stick around past the Huck interlude.
Huckabee jumps right into civil rights and race--faintly praising
Obama, briefly. He's starting off with a greater
seriousness than Romney. Now
Huckabee is nailing
Obama for
bringing back dumbass Euro-ideas from Europe--here comes the
meathead part of the speech. Abortion, gay marriage,
Palin. We're back now in
Vietnamania again, like last night--again neglecting to mention that our country
inflicted a lot more human rights violations during that war than we received, a loathsomely corrupt omission, were we to seek to be
honorable. This segues into ever more veteran-flattering. Huck now tells us--preposterously
and with the heartfelt emotion of the
squirrel connoisseur--that McCain's military service
earned schoolchildren desks. Our country would have been
vastly better off had we never entered that war. Many Americans suffered
gravely during that immensely wasteful war; many
more Vietnamese people suffered
vastly more. No American sacrifice there defended any Arkansas schoolchild's desk--contrary to Mike Huckabee's willfully self-deluded bromides. That's part of why we feel so sad about 'Nam, when we're actually
thinking about it--and not dishonestly wielding it as a political club.
Sam now has Michele shucking-n-jiving a bit in defense of
Palin. Sam
loves Michele. 'We're the Saudi Arabia of oil' Michele now tells us. Then she says we're the
SA of
coal--though without making clear she's
correcting her earlier statement. Sam is mesmerised and beyond correcting
Bachmannisms--he thanks her for joining him...she exits.
Jack Burkman now yakking with Sam and
Rick Klein. I'd never heard of
JB.
Burkman is explaining how disappointed Team
Obama must be with this
Palin curveball.
Burkman is going so far as to claim McCain
offered the
VPspot to Romney. No way. Otherwise he seems sane.
Bristol and Trig on-cam now, with Levi, Track, Willow
et al. They are lovely--
really lovely.
Rudy is now up. Just noticed the lectern contrast between the two conventions--the Democrats had that whimsical cartoon thing, the Republicans have a businesslike one. While Rudy speaks, the camera pans past Cindy McCain and Bristol--initially indicating a cultural chasm, though later the two seem chummy enough. Rudy, for the 18 billionth time, reminds America McCain could have come back from the
Hanoi Hilton early. More martial fanaticism, from the party of rugged individualism. Rudy's belittling tone toward
Obama could backfire, I think--the crowd is chanting something as Rudy slams
Obama's career. Rudy Giuliani crosses the line,
imho--as does his audience, with their excessive
Obama-belittling chanting.
Camera pans to the families--Cindy nodding with Rudy in assent;
Bristol not paying attention, entertaining
Trig. Rudy
and Romney reinforce the adage--
every bad comedian is horrid in his own way. 'Drill baby drill' Rudy works the crowd--so the crowd is shouting an anti-McCain/pro-
Palin chant. We've got to stay
on offense in the
GWOT,
Hizzoner reminds us. The Democrats never said 'Islamic Terrorism'
once at their convention.
For shame! (An upright, anti-terrorist Muslim could quite reasonably take offense with this [Romney
and Rudy] rhetoric.) Giuliani: The Democrats gave up on Iraq and at that point the
Dems gave up on America. (
But we're not attacking their patriotism!) Now he's doing
Obama-the-flip-flopper, now
Obama the insufficiently pro-
AIPAC guy. That's the trouble with America's politicians--insufficiently uncritical support for Israel.
Couldn't be more obvious.Now we see
Cindy cradling Trig. Elsewhere on this audience-pan, we see a young white dude in a suit grimacing, shouting
USA USA USA...quite
jingoistically.
RG is now praising
Palin. Her great virtue: She's the most popular Guv in the USA.
Levi (
Track?) looks off to the side; appearing unengaged. Rudy is blessedly finished.
Now: Sarah. Looks great. Crowd going nuts. Very noisy reception... multiple thank yous. We hear the Pacific NW accent for the first time; it is broad. She's off to a good start.
Medea Benjamin gets kicked out now--I think that was she.
Palin's firing them up but not really throwing a lot of right-wing lines. This
reform narrative sounds awfully skimpy. 'We need American sources of resources' she flubs, though she's clearly passing the immediate hurdle. She's doing the traditional VP-candidate attack-dog thing now.
Palin tells us that there is only one man in this race who has fought
where winning is everything and
defeat equals death. Quite revealing, no?
Palin is unaware that we unambiguously
lost the Vietnam War. 37 minutes into the speech, her energy level is flagging a wee bit, but she's doing fine.
Palin also exults in McCain's POW conduct, again--
dishonorably--forgetting all about
our Vietnamese victims. (They don't count--they're pleasantly dead or far off camera.)
Whatever;
Palin passes the screen test.
The family now parades. McCain comes out, looking
his mother's age. McCain utters just two sentences...[I paraphrase from memory:]...
Don't you think we made the right choice? and
What a beautiful family! He's bitter-smiling his
fuck-you-nattering-nabobs smile. We love the crotchety old bastard.
Overall, a good night. Lacking the polish of the Democratic convention, but the GOP is in a sweet spot, expectations-wise. The
Silent Majority was in its preferred beleaguered-victim stance. They believe they're going to win.